EE.UU. Impone un Arancel del 107% a las Importaciones de Pasta Italiana Ante Alegaciones de Dumping

"...First he came for your eggs, and now he’s taking your pasta...."

"...This is partly thanks to Trump’s creepy antipathy toward Europe...."

"...Well, not all of Europe...."

"...Trump is very cool with Hungary’s authoritarian leader Viktor Orban and even Italy’s own fascist Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni...."

"...But apparently Meloni didn’t do enough to get on Trump’s good side, because his Department of Commerce has been probing several Italian pasta companies...."

"...But—because this is the Trump era—it’s now so much more haphazard and stupid...."

"...Then it got mad and said that the companies were “uncooperative” because there were some untranslated Italian words and undefined acronyms in the material...."

"...Then Trump added another 15% tariff because why not?..."

"...So you may not be able to get any imported Italian pasta, but at least you can enjoy higher prices on pretty much every grocery item...."

"...Perhaps Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent can come forward again and tell us that he feels our pain, just as he did when he spoke from the heart as a lowly soybean farmer—who happens to be worth $600 million...."

"...Or maybe he’ll tell us how great the economy is, er … will be in 2026 and 2027...."

"...So because of his dumb tariffs, Trump took your money—which he now will give back to you...."

"...Well, some of it...."

"...Except maybe not...."

"...Trump could just decide that some other tax cuts from his “One Big, Beautiful Bill” somehow count as stimulus...."

"...Well, at least the holiday season is coming up, and surely that will mean more affordable goods, right?..."

"...Yeah, no...."

"...And you can thank the tariffs for that too...."

"...Do your children love classic toys like Barbie and Hot Wheels?..."

"...Hope you’ve saved up!..."